Tigergate: The Crime of the Century?

As I got in my car to head home from work almost every day this week, Sean Hannity was polluting the Sirius Patriot channel with the latest developments in the saga of Tiger Woods' car wreck, non-cooperation with authorities and affair. This story has dominated the media for over a week. Am I the only one who does not care at all about the relationship between Tiger and Tigerette? How can I be so "out of touch?"

• Tiger Woods cannot raise my taxes.
• Tiger Woods cannot take away my health care.
• Tiger Woods cannot regulate my business.
• Tiger Woods cannot enact policies that stifle job creation.
• Tiger Woods cannot weaken our national security.
• Tiger Woods cannot erode the plain meaning of the Constitution.
• Tiger Woods cannot use his position to redistribute wealth.
• If Tiger Woods is a Marxist, he cannot force that ideology on my country.
• Tiger Woods cannot push the United States toward one-world governance.
• Tiger Woods cannot sacrifice America's economy on the altar of the false god called Global Warming.
• Tiger Woods cannot adjudicate or legislate attacks on traditional American values.

Do you get the picture? This is a story for Entertainment Tonight, The View, or some other mindless pop culture receptacle. Legitimate news programs should devote, at most, 30 seconds to this celebutard story at the end of a broadcast. It appears those whose job it is to keep the powerful honest will continue to fiddle while Rome burns. Bread and circuses for all!