Thursday, October 8, 2009

Please, Rush Limbaugh, Buy The Redskins NOT The Rams

It has been widely reported that the man who saved AM radio, Rush Limbaugh, is in discussions to become a part-owner of the St. Louis Rams. We have no idea how far along these discussions are or if we would be the primary voice of Rams ownership if it does happen. We do know everything Rush touches turns to gold (including the golden EIB microphone). This is good news for fans of the recently hapless Rams.

But, I have a better idea. PLEASE, Rush, BUY the Washington Redskins! Daniel Snyder has been a disaster for we Redskin fans. Coaches come and go, players come and go, but that clown with far more money than football intellect remains. We need the Maha-rushee to take over this show. The decision making will be crisper and imagine how sick Democrats will be watching the Redskins, owned by America's Truth Detector, winning Super Bowls while he wins minds and hearts.

Come on Rush, I want to sing "Hail to the Redskins" during the Super Bowl again. Even the Rams have won since the 'Skins last did. Turning D.C.'s football team into a winner again would be the cherry on top for one of America's greatest patriots.

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